Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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