in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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