Nicole vs. Life
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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