Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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