so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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