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Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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