Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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