look no pants
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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