one word: firstdatebathroomanal
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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