At least make sure they are 18
Why
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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