I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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