i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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