Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just gift wrapped bread.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
