I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
that's an acceptable place to lick
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Randomize
