I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's blow job season.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
