ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
