I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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