I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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