I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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