I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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