I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I enjoy the company of your penis
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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