Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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