So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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