There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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