There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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