My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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