So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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