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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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• (254): View more from Texas

  People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.

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• (707): View more from California

  He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.

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