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• (541): View more from Oregon

  plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed

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• (207): View more from Maine

  It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  What is your life?

  (315): View more from New York

  A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science

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• (941): View more from Florida

  That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave

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