she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.