Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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