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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.

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• (607): View more from New York

  then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest

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  If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"

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  Aren't they always?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome

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