is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.