I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.