you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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