So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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