We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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