Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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