Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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