sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Only a mothe r could love this liver
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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