K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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