Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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