is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Do vagina's smell?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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