I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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