Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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