Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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