I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I wish I could teleport
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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