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i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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