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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.

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(562): she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight. http://tfl.nu/mepj

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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.

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(517): just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder. http://tfl.nu/xinc

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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.

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(970): Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month. http://tfl.nu/7dyi

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(516): View more from New York

Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

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(516): Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS http://tfl.nu/0ql8

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(507): View more from Minnesota

you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now

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(507): you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now http://tfl.nu/xehl

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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester

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(831): She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester http://tfl.nu/csr6

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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw

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(214): I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw http://tfl.nu/sktq

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(317): View more from Indiana

Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.

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(317): Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing. http://tfl.nu/j9h2

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(337): View more from Louisiana

he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.

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(337): he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy. http://tfl.nu/oyxi

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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.

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(601): I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago. http://tfl.nu/p44l

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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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(212): Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking? http://tfl.nu/s8rr

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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave

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(304): I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave http://tfl.nu/i4i9

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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school

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(518): Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school http://tfl.nu/e9wg

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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.

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(717): He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire. http://tfl.nu/b1n8

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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking

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(347): I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking http://tfl.nu/ima1

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