bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.