He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
