They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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