Kiss
Puke
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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