Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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