Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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