I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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