Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
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had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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