it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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