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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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