But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
