I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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