We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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