that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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